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That hurt on so many levels. いろんな意味で痛かった。 这在很多层面上都造成了伤害。

Back by popular demand, 应广大群众的要求，

it's Salama and I roasting each other. é|Salama|||zoando|| 这是萨拉马和我互相嘲讽。

You're ready to lose? está||| 你准备好失败了吗？

You ready, champ? - Let's go, champ. ||campeón||| ||campeão|||

Let's go.

You're so short ||bajo você está|| 你太矮了

I have heels taller than you. ||tacones||| ||saltos||| 我的鞋跟比你的还高。

That's why I'm in flats all the time. Just... por isso||||sapatilhas|||| 这就是我一直穿平底鞋的原因。只是……

I just bought 我刚买

a new beard trimmer yesterday. |||recortadora de barba| ||aparador de barba|aparador| 昨天买了一个新的胡须修剪器。

But it wasn't for me. mas||||

It was for you.

I shaved this morning, by the way. |barbei|||||

Yeah, sure. Again? sim||

Seems to be very in time. parece||||| 似乎非常及时。

All right. Cool.

As a teenager, adolescente||adolescente

I always dreamt of a handsome, strong man. ||sonhei||||forte| 私はいつもハンサムで強い男性を夢見ていた。

I'm still waiting, by the way.

She came out swinging, man. |||agresiva| Ela|||atacando| 她开始大展拳脚，伙计。

Man, you're coming out hard. cara|||| 哥们，你出手很猛啊。

Isn't she a bit too harsh? |||||dura 彼女はちょっと厳しすぎないか？

It's very therapeutic. - Is it relaxing you? É|||||| 它非常有治疗作用。 - 它让你放松吗？

It is, it is. It's a safe environment.

Ok, alright. That's it. The gloves... ||é||| 好的，好的。就这样。手套……

The gloves come off now. 今こそグローブを外せ 手套现在脱掉了。

You ready for this?

You're so ugly você está||

that when One Direction saw you, 当 One Direction 看到你的时候，

they went the other direction. eles|||| 他们朝另一个方向走了。

That hurt on so many levels. 这在很多层面上都造成了伤害。

Oh, that was good.

That was a good one. - It's like so...

Yeah, it's like... Yeah. - Liberating! ||||liberador ||||libertador

You are a living proof ||||prueba viviente 你就是活生生的证明

that I don't make mistakes. 以确保我不会犯错。

I just marry them.

I can't do this, man.

Like, I'm going to have battle scars after this. como|||||||| この後、戦いの傷跡が残るんだ。

You're the best mistake. você é||| 你是最好的错误。

15 years ago, I fell in love

with the woman of my dreams. 和我梦寐以求的女人在一起。

That didn't work out, so I married you. ||||então||| 那没有成功，所以我嫁给了你。

Ouch, ouch, ouch. Ai||

That was a good one.

That's a good one. Hats off to you. ||||chapéus||| 太棒了。向你致敬。

Burn. quemar queimar

Do you know you're so ugly,

you make onions cry? 玉ねぎを泣かせるのか？ 你让洋葱哭泣吗？

Can you hold still for a second? 少しじっとしていてくれる？ 你能稍微保持一下吗？

I'm trying to picture you with a personality. 私はあなたの個性を思い描こうとしているんだ。 我试图描绘出你的个性。

Yep, there. No... そうだ

It's not there anymore. não||| もうそこにはない。

I really love what you do with your hair.

How do you manage to bring it 你是如何做到的

out of your nose like that? 就这样从鼻子里出来吗？

All self-conscious now. 现在全都感到害羞了。

Oh, all right.

I love how you cover your hair. 我喜欢你遮住头发的方式。

It's good for hiding the horns. |||||chifres 这对于隐藏角很有帮助。

I mean, facts. 我的意思是，事实。

They say love is blind,

but marrying you was an eye opener. mas|casar|||||mas casar com você foi um despertar. 但娶你让我大开眼界。

Can I use this?

You're a horrible human being, você é|||| 你真是一个可怕的人，

but not so horrible for me mas|||||

to not admit that... 不承认…

You have won. 你赢了。

You have defeated me.

Yes. - I can accept this loss.

I just want to say I'm proud of you, 我只想说我为你感到骄傲，

of the woman that you've become today.

And those roasts were... ||bromas| 那些烤肉是……

Top tier. |de primer nivel 顶级。

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Much love, and God bless.